1. Your dream vacation is a trip to Columbia to meet Juan Valdez.
2. Your collection of coffee cups is featured on your MySpace page.
3. You chew coffee beans instead of gum.
4. All your kids are named "Joe".
5. One of the most important things you look for in a new car is the size of cup holder.
6. You've seriously considered mortgaging your home to start a Dunkin' Donuts.
7. Your goal is to amount to a hill-of-beans.
8. When someone asks, "How are you?" you reply, "Good to the last drop."
9. You named your cats Latte and Mocha.
10. You look forward to the daily grind.
*Courtesy of Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lovers Soul: Celebrating the Perfect Blend- by: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, and Theresa Peluso (2007)